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PART I THE LAY OF THE LAND |
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Chapter One A Marmot and a Mysterious Woman |
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4 | (10) |
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Chapter Two Three Peculiar Doors and a Weirder Map |
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14 | (12) |
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Chapter Three Damn the Czechs, Damn the English |
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26 | (8) |
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Chapter Four Awoken by Bird-Children---and a Phantom Mansion |
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34 | (11) |
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Chapter Five War Planning in the Catacombs (Not an Ossuary) |
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45 | (11) |
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Chapter Six A Bloody Disaster Area |
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56 | (14) |
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Chapter Seven A Plant in a Map |
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70 | (6) |
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Chapter Eight A Tiki Bar Trap, with Wobble |
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76 | (8) |
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Chapter Nine Flowers for a Plant |
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84 | (10) |
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Chapter Ten A Potato and a Carrot Hold Hands |
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94 | (9) |
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Chapter Eleven The Inventor Stashed in the Basement |
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103 | (9) |
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Chapter Twelve The Tea Tray in the Tower |
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112 | (10) |
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Chapter Thirteen Garbage in the Cause of Liberty (Hold the Goat) |
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122 | (5) |
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Chapter Fourteen No Bells Are Ringing, but All the Bells Are Ringing |
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127 | (12) |
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Chapter Fifteen A Well-Maintained Lawn Is an Utter Horror |
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139 | (8) |
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Chapter Sixteen Neither Ghost Bears nor Wraiths Shall Love Thee |
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147 | (7) |
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Chapter Seventeen A Giant Earthworm Shall Lay Waste to Your Cities |
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154 | (6) |
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Chapter Eighteen Too Many Hamsters, Not Enough Faith |
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160 | (7) |
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Chapter Nineteen Loons Appreciate Fireflies |
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167 | (5) |
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Chapter Twenty Not a Marble |
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172 | (6) |
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Chapter Twenty-One A Rogue Sister-Blister |
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178 | (5) |
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Chapter Twenty-Two Damn That Speck! |
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183 | (10) |
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Chapter Twenty-Three If You Don't Jump, I Push You, I Push You Hard |
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193 | (17) |
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Chapter Twenty-Four Bound to a Madman by a Giant Worm |
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210 | (4) |
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Chapter Twenty-Five Flutter Blood Baby |
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214 | (10) |
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Chapter Twenty-Six Up a Tree, in the Boonies, West of Nowhere |
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224 | (10) |
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Chapter Twenty-Seven My Home Is a Giant War Elephant |
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234 | (13) |
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Chapter Twenty-Eight Flying Deer and Shadowy Watchers |
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247 | (12) |
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Chapter Twenty-Nine Please Die on Our Fine Selection of Dragons |
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259 | (5) |
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Chapter Thirty Comets and Campfires |
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264 | (8) |
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Chapter Thirty-One I Shall Make Your Hand Eat Your Face |
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272 | (10) |
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Chapter Thirty-Two A Monstrous Schoolmarm |
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282 | (5) |
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Chapter Thirty-Three Jaw-Palm Graw-Mar |
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287 | (6) |
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Chapter Thirty-Four One Head Is Better Than None |
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293 | (7) |
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Chapter Thirty-Five Fun Ickular |
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300 | (11) |
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Chapter Thirty-Six Snailmate Along the Northern Front |
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311 | (9) |
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Chapter Thirty-Seven Please, Sir, No More Puffin' Trail |
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320 | (13) |
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Chapter Thirty-Eight Death Piggies and the Celestial Beast |
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333 | (4) |
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Chapter Thirty-Nine Dead Leaves Walking |
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337 | (9) |
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Chapter Forty All the Way Down |
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346 | (5) |
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Chapter Forty-One He Who He Who He Who He |
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351 | (25) |
Epilogue Roadside Pickup |
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360 | (4) |
The Wobble Book Club Questions |
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364 | (3) |
Interlude An Excerpt from A Short History of the Builders |
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367 | (267) |
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BOOK TWO THE MARMOT'S SHADOW |
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Chapter Forty-Two Falling, Be-Sotto Voice |
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376 | (5) |
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Chapter Forty-Three New Bodies and Old Busy Bodies |
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381 | (11) |
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Chapter Forty-Four A Soft Landing in a Hard Place |
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392 | (5) |
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Chapter Forty-Five Fabled Mouse Salamander, Now with River Shanty |
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397 | (8) |
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Chapter Forty-Six Jaunty and Disturbing Meadow Talk |
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405 | (14) |
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Chapter Forty-Seven A Speck of Uncommon Sense |
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419 | (9) |
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Chapter Forty-Eight The Alpine Meadows Research Institute |
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428 | (17) |
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Chapter Forty-Nine The Supernal Burgh, the Fairy-Tale Rot |
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445 | (9) |
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Chapter Fifty Return of a King |
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454 | (9) |
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Chapter Fifty-One Marmot Carpet, Pouch and Release |
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463 | (8) |
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Chapter Fifty-Two Burning but Not Burning Up |
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471 | (10) |
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Chapter Fifty-Three That Unicorn Is Just a Common Terrier |
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481 | (7) |
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Chapter Fifty-Four Sark and Jaunty Blue |
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488 | (5) |
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Chapter Fifty-Five Underground Never Found |
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493 | (7) |
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Chapter Fifty-Six Making a House a Home with a Moat and Fade Pens |
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500 | (7) |
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Chapter Fifty-Seven A Nice, Quiet Night at Home, with Trust Issues |
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507 | (6) |
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Chapter Fifty-Eight The Fester Growley Book Club |
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513 | (12) |
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Chapter Fifty-Nine The Two Powers |
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525 | (4) |
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Chapter sixty Beyond the Dark Sea |
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529 | (11) |
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Chapter Sixty-One Spare a Gold Coin for a Down-and-Out Gill-Lad? |
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540 | (4) |
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Chapter Sixty-Two Wither Wander; Neither a Burrower nor a Dirigible Be? |
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544 | (10) |
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PART VII LOST IN THE MIST |
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Chapter Sixty-Hic-Four Not a Mark, Not a Happy Man |
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554 | (11) |
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Chapter Sixty-Five-Ish I Laugh When I Cry and I Criesh Whens I Laughsh |
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565 | (13) |
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Dapp Chapp Sixty-Sixty Or Sixty-Seven??! The Great Truth Offensive |
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578 | (5) |
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Chapter Oh I Feel Funny Sixty-Seven Fellowship of the Thing |
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583 | (4) |
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Chap Shixty-Somethin' A Duel or a Fool, with a Blasted Tree in the Way |
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587 | (7) |
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Chap (Ashprin, Pleash) Sixty-Nine I Am a Mountain with Flowers on Top |
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594 | (3) |
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Chapter (Aspirin, Please) Seventy Mothballs and Headaches |
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597 | (7) |
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Chapter Seventy-One The Chateau Peppermint Blonkers |
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604 | (6) |
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Chapter Seventy-Two The House on the Ridge and a Mysterious Woman |
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610 | (11) |
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Chapter Seventy-Three A Parliament of Crows |
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621 | (13) |
Epilogue Clarity, Now with Hellscape |
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634 | (7) |
The Comet Man Book Club Questions |
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641 | (2) |
Acknowledgments |
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643 | (2) |
Abject Thanks |
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